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It's Easy Being Green
Shut Up Already
Outing the Outed
Loony Columnists a Night in Jail
United Nations is United, but for what?
Television for the Brain Dead 5/3/2001
Fleeting Feeling of Justice
Cancer Drug May Treat More Than Cancer
Kids, Your Lives Stink
Bush Budget Speech; Ka-ching!
Defense of "Survivor"
Need New Gun Laws 2/19/2001
may be good for children 2/14/2001
has a fix for the $40 billion mistake
The Cynic just can't
Cynic writes his first column on President Clinton
excuses for some pardons
The Cynic reminds us that with the
Feds, the buck stops nowhere
Cynic on the reparations movement
needs our help!
Christmas Present for Jesse Jackson
for the Cynic
Cynic relies on the Supreme Court to Stop the Madness
The Cynic knows who
runs this country. It's the stupid, stupid
Runs this Country?
It's the stupid, Stupid! 12/7/2000
Elections, chads and random complaints 11/24/2000
The Great Divide 11/21/2000
Florida; Best Case Scenario? 11/17/2000
Gore; Commander in Thief 11/13/2000
The Mickey Mouse
state decides a Mickey Mouse election 11/8/2000
The Cynic thinks
Bill Kristol drinks bong water (that doesn't have anything to do with
the column, but he still thinks it) 11/7/2000
The Cynic supposes
Gore is writing that concession speech 11/6/2000
The Cynic cuts through the electoral
college BS 11/3/2000
Giving Back the Surplus 10/31/2000
The Cynic endorses 10/27/2000
Confessions of a political junkie 10/24/2000
The Real Prescription Drug Problem
Loserville, Mr. Gore 10/17/2000
Weekend with Bernie 10/16/2000
The Tax Bandits 10/14/2000
California Dreaming & the Electoral College;
Why Bush May End Up Winning California 10/12/2000
Cynic explains Lies, Damn Lies and Al Gores Lies 10/10/2000
Memo to the Libertarian Party: Maybe it is time to "Just Say No"
debate. Guess who came off as a jerk. 10/3/2000
8 Reasons Why Republicans are Idiots
To Be PC, Or not PC
Why I am a Libertarian