Lame, Lame Chris Lehane Rides Again
By Nathan Porter
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6/24/2002
Webster's
defines weasel as any of a worldwide group of agile, flesh-eating mammals with
short legs and a bushy tail, the base of the word being weis, which in
reference to the rank odor emitted by an animal means to flow out. They
could save some ink by defining weasel as Chris Lehane, press secretary to Al
Gore during the 2000 election.
Lehane
crawled out of his timeshare beneath
As
Newsmax reported this week, �the Bush DWI story undoubtedly caused Bush's slim
nationwide lead to evaporate overnight and precipitated the 37-day
"There
is something of a mystery that has unfolded since we broke the story," Fox
News Channel's Carl Cameron reported days before the election. "And that is
that part of the arrest record and the state of Maine's documentation of George
Bush's driving record and arrest record in Maine was faxed to news agencies all
over the country after we were on the air with it at 6 o'clock Eastern
time."
Said
Senator Alan Simpson at the time, "If anybody doesn't believe that this
came right out of Gore headquarters, you ought to sprinkle some Peter Pan
twinkle dust on them."
And
I have no doubt who in Gore headquarters worked the story, pushed the story, and
finally convinced a desperate Al Gore to release the story�Chris Lehane. It
all makes sense. Performing this type of dirty trick is the only reason Chris
Lehane was born. Lehane is from
The
sad thing is that if George Bush wanted to ensure a popular vote victory
in 2000 he would�ve taken my advice at the time and made Lehane the big
election issue. In every presidential election,
To
win the popular vote outright Bush simply could've asked, "Do you want to
see more or less of Chris Lehane?" Now there�s a campaign issue
every pro-abortion soccer mom in
One
can tell a lot about a president or a candidate by his choice for press
secretary, and to this day a snotty-nosed, pompous prick like Chris Lehane says
a lot about Al Gore and his pathetic campaign for the presidency. I thank God
that I do not have to suffer through day after day of Chris Lehane�s
unprofessional, press-secretarial McCarthyism.
So
why did Lehane decide that now is the time to reveal this juicy tidbit from
election 2000? My guess is he�s setting himself up for a job in the next
election, perhaps for a candidate other than Gore. He�s been a loser all his
life so one can hardly blame Lehane for not wanting to be involved in another
Gore campaign. But any candidate considering hiring Chris Lehane should beware.
As annoying as he appears on television, it is no surprise that Lehane annoys
most people he works with as well.
In an article for The New Republic, Dana Milbank looked at Lehane's addiction to playing jokes on fellow Gore staff members. Jokes that amuse Chris Lehane often do not amuse his co-workers, and he does not restrict his tomfoolery to co-workers. One of Lehane's favorite pastimes is littering his official statements with ridiculous words, hoping to get them in print. As Milbank tells it, Lehane's fondest wish is to be quoted in print using the word rimbamboo. Lehane defines it as a fool, but I can imagine another equally fitting definition of the term when applied to Lehane.
It's
an interesting game for a 10-year-old child or a thirty-something rimbamboo. So
when Lehane takes credit for costing Bush the popular vote and causing the
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