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By Dr. Marcus Goldman | Bio
“John
Kerry Announces Running Mate: Media Low Key”
The media barely reacted today after learning of Presidential hopeful John
Kerry’s choice for Vice President. The media’s blasé attitude and muted
enthusiasm supported their unbiased approach to the elections...
-"Liberals
Rebel Against Hate Speech Directed at Attorney General Ashcroft and President
Bush"
Today, citing strong core values, liberal groups condemned their own viscous,
vile and sometimes threatening hate speech directed at ....
-“President Bush Even in National Poll
Despite Contrived Headlines”
Remarkably, President Bush is locked in a virtual dead heat with challenger John
Kerry despite being skewered by the press....
-“U.S. Victorious in Iraq!”
The United States defeated Saddam Hussein leading the way for freedom in the
Middle East...
-“No Catastrophic Terror Attacks in U.S.
Since 9/11”
In a ceremony designed to thank the President, Tom Ridge, John Ashcroft, Donald
Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice and law enforcement, the American people
congratulated....
-“Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell are
Black: Minority Groups Delighted”
In choosing the best people for the job, the President was thanked by the NAACP
for his commitment....
-“Bill Cosby Designated to be next
Secretary of Education”
Garnering overwhelming support from the Congressional Black Caucus, Bill
Cosby...
-“Bush Fights Aids with Billions”
The people of Africa and Liberal activists here at home thanked the President
for his commitment to fighting global...
-“Allies Betray the United States: the
French Say ‘NON!’”
Traditional, fair weather European allies, placing hidden, selfish interests
first, choose not to aid America at its time of need....
-“Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, Stock Market Above
10,000!”
Despite an inherited recession, 9/11, the crash of e-businesses and two wars, a
million jobs have been created this year forging the way for strong economic
growth in all sectors...
-“War Effort Hampered by U.S.
‘Insurgents’”
A new poll finds that the vast majority of Americans fiercely oppose the far
left’s attempts to incite radical Iraqi elements...
-“McCain and Kerry: Seven Years and Four
Months”
While John McCain spent seven years in a Vietnamese prison having his arm torn
out of his socket, John Kerry ended his four month tour of duty with tons of
medals...
-“George Bush Overcomes Past Personal
Vices and Leads Enlightened Life”
Americans take heart in knowing that President Bush, using inner strength and a
strong belief in God, overcame his own personal demons to embrace values
that....
-“George Bush: Risk Taker in the Name of
Freedom and Security”
Unlike former President Clinton, who chose to play it safe, thus deferring
critical decisions to the next administration, President Bush has taken bold
steps to secure freedom...
-“Poll Finds Most Americans have
Conservative Values”
A recent secret poll reveals that the majority of Americans value monogamy,
traditional family values, economic and personal responsibility and....
-“Lincoln, Truman: Buffoonery or
Brilliance?”
Both Lincoln, who truly infringed on individual rights and Truman, who dropped
the big one, are now held as two of the greatest warrior presidents ever.
Historically, both were ridiculed, treated by the press and by fellow Americans
with extreme malice, called buffoons and considered to be stupid....
-“Water Drinkable, Air Breathable!”
Americans spend time still enjoying breathable air and drinkable water...
-“Schools, Roads and Power: Up and
Running in Iraq!”
American and coalition troops are performing miraculously well, engaging in acts
of altruism and...
“Abu Ghraib an Anomaly: U.S. Forces
Moral”
In huge numbers, cheering Americans filled the streets of every major city
today, throwing candy and kisses to returning soldiers...
-“Al-Qaida and Chemical Weapons Found in
Iraq!”
Weapons of destruction are being found on an almost daily basis in the region...
-“9/11: 3000 Americans Slaughtered, Al-Qaida
Vows More”
Taking to the streets in huge numbers, chanting “never again!”, Americans
are more determined than ever to fight the continued threat posed by radical
Islam...
-“John Kerry: For Abortion but Against
it”
Presidential hopeful John Kerry announced recently that he himself would never
have an abortion but...
-“Abortion: Still Legal and Often Used”
Roe versus Wade appears to be safe from what the left terms “conspiratorial
cataclysmic conservative meddling” ...
-“Iraq Not About Oil: Gas Prices Soar”
As war costs exceed hundreds of billions of dollars and gas prices are up, most
rational thinking Americans have recently realized that the war was not about
oil...
-“Jews Embraced by Republicans,
Conservatives, Christians”
Jewish liberals are now realizing that the enemy is radical Islam....
-“Bush Funds Prescription Medications for
the Elderly, Education: Liberals Elated”
Rejecting the unfair view of the President as a selfish, dim-witted country club
party boy, liberal democrats laud the President for his support of what they
support....
- “World’s Moslems Thank U.S. for Saving
Them”
Thanking the American people for coming to their aid in Bosnia, Saudi Arabia,
Kuwait, Somalia, Iraq...
-“Michael Moore Exploits Suffering”
The American people are onto Michael Moore and have expressed outrage at his
exploitation of families who have tragically lost loved ones in the war...
-“Soros Skirts McCain-Feingold and
Bankrolls Kerry: Liberals Outraged”
Campaign finance reform was dealt a blow as it was discovered that billionaire
George Soros was providing backdoor millions to John Kerry’s....
Well, one can dream....